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morphinetoasts:

"You’re me."

morphinetoasts:

"You’re me."

imagineyouricon:

Imagine sleeping over at your icons house.

torrilla:

: I JUST FRICKN FACETIMED WITH ToM FLAKKDKKAKSKSJDJJS PLEASSSSEEE

lilfagbitch:

"We are all, everyone in this room, so fortunate."

FUCKING QUEEN. SHE UNDERSTANDS HER PRIVELAGE AND SHINES LIGHT ON LESS PRIVILEGED PEOPLE.

goodenoughforjazz:

narry-christmas-everyone:

just comparing them. 

they are still zack and cody

aworldawayfromyou:

tyleroakley:

crescentrax:

belgianwhovian:

He shot his arrow… IN MIDAIR

THROUGH THEIR CROTCH

THE ODDS ARE IN HIS FAVOR

THE ODDS ARE IN HIS FAVOR

aworldawayfromyou:

tyleroakley:

crescentrax:

belgianwhovian:

He shot his arrow… IN MIDAIR

THROUGH THEIR CROTCH

THE ODDS ARE IN HIS FAVOR

THE ODDS ARE IN HIS FAVOR

joshpeck:

this is the single greatest thing i have watched in my existence

knight-of-tuxedo:

$74.00

knight-of-tuxedo:

$74.00

gjume:

very few will survive the outbreak.. those who do will mutate into unrecognizable forms…

gjume:

very few will survive the outbreak.. those who do will mutate into unrecognizable forms…

xcarolynnn:

cloudydayrealestate:

the satisfaction

One time in like 5th grade I had this teacher and she gave us all bottles of shit like this and told us to squeeze it all out and of course we were like fuck yeah and did it and then she said, “Now, try and shove it all back in the container.” Of course we all tried, and then stared at her confused as shit. When we all obviously gave up, she said, “In the moment, you were so consumed with what you were doing that you didn’t realize the mess you were making. Then, after it was so quickly and easily poured out, you realize it is impossible to put it all back in. Remember this for the rest of your lives when it comes to the words that come out of your mouth” and we were like 10 so we were like yeah ok whatever lady, but somehow to this day I think of it constantly. 

do u ever just

do u ever just

marauders4evr:

white-fang-adam:

Can we just have every superhero react like that?

"A spider bite… gave me abs…?"

"Being put in a barrel of radioactive waste… gave me abs…?" 

"Watching my parents die…gave me abs?"

ughjxnna:

OH MY GOD THIS CARD